Ну во-первых там ошибка, должно быть both вместо bold
Во-вторых, шутка тупая, проверенная на 10тилетних англоговорящих детях- они не смеялись.
В-третьих, литературный перевод ниже:
В чем разница между уткой и виноградиной? Они обе крякают, кроме виноградины.
Things i would to change so my room. I want bring in my room computer.My friend saw my room and he liked my room.All people must change old thing to new thing.
My last weekend was unforgettable. It was such happy moments. First of all, i had gone to the movi with my friends. That film is crazy and enjoyable. Secondly, i had an impressive time with my family. Also, i have god a new friends at last weekend. They are pretty good. I hope this weekend will be such like last.
Elvis Aaron Presley - American singer and actor, one of the most commercially successful pop singers of the XX century. In America, Presley nicknamed "the king of rock 'n' roll." He popularized rock 'n' roll, even though he was not the first performer of the genre.