Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs."
National museum - a place where there is a present and the past. When you take place on his halls you feel how the spirit of left times fills you. Here it is possible to make notes, hours to examine surprising exhibits, and it is possible to dream simply.
Mary feeding her dog
Kate cleaning the yard
Tom painting his kitchen
Our neighbours washing they car
I washing my hair
Who fixing your sink
The children brashing their teeth
Лучше будет так:
He is laughing happily.
Parents are ringing their children up.
I am swimming in the lake at the moment.
He is reading a letter now.
I am celebrating my birthday now.
He often goes fishing.
I never cry.
She likes swimming.
He can hear a noise.
She sells glasses.