<span>Everybody knows that the Scottish
people have 1 <u>a</u> great sense of humour and that they love to tell jokes.
In fact, Scottish jokes, especially about the English, are funnier 2 <u>than</u>
most jokes i have ever heard. Let me give you an example.
One day, a man from London, 3 <u>who</u> was on holiday, arrived in Glasgow,
Scotland. He was there to visit his cousin but when he got 4 <u>off</u> the
train at the station there was no one at the train station to meet him. The
Londoner was upset about about 5 <u>it</u> but he was even more upset because
of the weather. It 6 <u>was</u> pouring down with rain.
The Londoner waited for about thirty minutes and then decided to get a taxi to
a hotel. 7 <u>While</u> he was trying to find a taxi, he got wetter and wetter
and more and more angry. A taxi finally stopped for 8 <u>him</u> and after
putting his luggage in the boot, he climbed into the taxi. The first thing he
did was ask the driver 9 <u>how</u> long it had been raining. To his surprise,
the driver replied, "i don't know, sir. I have 10 <u>only </u>(не уверена) been living here
for twenty years."
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У Мисисс Мауса трое детей, Билли, Бэки и Бобби. Однажды, она говорит своим детям выйти на улицу и играть.
"Идите сейчас, дети. Но будьте осторожны. Не идите близко к полю. Старый Черный Кот живет там! "
Но Билли, Бэки и Бобби идут на поле и играют там. Внезапно Билли встает и говорит. "Я слышу кое-что. Старый Черный Кот идет. " <span>Билли, Бэки и Бобби быстро убежали. "Быстрей. Он здесь!", сказала Бэки. И три маленькие мыши зашли в большой мешок муки. Мука в их ушах и во ртах.
</span>В конце <span>Билли, Бэки и Бобби вернулись домой. "Шуу"- сказала Миссис Маус, когда они пришли домой. "Вы не живете здесь! Мои дети серые, не белые" Три мышки ушли. Они были очень грустными. После пошел дождь и мука отмылась. "Мы снова серые!"- сказал Билли. "Мы можем пойти теперь домой!" - сказала Бэки. "Ура"-сказал Бобби.
1.Сколько детей у Миссис Маус? Какие у них имена?
Mrs Mouse has 3 children, Billy, Becky and Bobby.
2. Кто живет в поле?
In the field lives Old Black Cat.
3. Что внутри мешка?
There is the flour in the bag.
4. Какого цвета мыши теперь?
Now the mice are white.
5. Что смыло муку?
Run comes down and washes the flour away.</span>
1 Last night I felt tried and went to bed very early. 2 Where did you spend your holidays? 3 Have You ever spent your holidays in the Crimea? 4 While travelling in the Crimea, I met your friend. 5 I have never visited that place. 6 He visited that plase last year. 7 I have just got a letter from Tom. 8 Have You taken any photographs while travelling in the south? 9 He was abroad five years ago. 10 Were You in the Caucasus last year? 11 They left England when he was still a child. 12 He hasn't come back yet. 13 Has He gone already? 14 When did you see him last? 15 I haven't seen him for ages. 16 His health has improved greatly since I saw him last. 17 Have You passed your driving test yet? -- Yes, I passed it in May, but I haven't bought a car yet. 18 He has already moved.He found a nice flat before Cristmas and he has been there two years.