- Oh, hello, nice to meet you)
- hi, I'm glad to see you too. where are you going?
- to the swimming pool. We are having a competition next week and I have to train hard.
- sounds interesting. Why have you chosen swimming, not football or something else?
- well, I think, because I like water and by the way, I am not tired after training, swimming is sort of relaxation for me
- that sounds good. May l go with you too?
- you certainly may) but you need special swimming hat , glasses and tank suit for the lessons
- ok then, I' ll call you in a day. Where will we meet?
- at the bus station, I think
- thank you, good bye!
- good bye, good luck!
Pupil: Sir, would you punish someone for something they didn’t do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Pupil<span>:Oh good, because I didn’t do my homework.
Ученик: Сер, вы бы наказали кого нибудь за то что он не делал?
Учитель: нет конечно
Ученик: это хорошо, потому что я не делал мою домашнюю работу.
</span><span>Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he’s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."</span>Русский<span>Два ковбоя наткнулись на индейца, лежащего на животе, приложившего ухо к земле. Один из ковбоев останавливается и говорит другому: "Видишь того индейца?"
"Ага," – говорит другой ковбой.
"Смотри," – говорит первый, – "он слушает землю. Он может слышать звуки на многие мили в любом направлении."
В этот момент индеец поднимает глаза. "Крытый фургон," – говорит он, – "примерно в двух милях от сюда. Две лошади, одна коричневая, одна белая. Мужчина, женщина, ребёнок, домашние пожитки в фургоне."
"Невероятно!" – говорит ковбой своему другу. – "Этот индеец знает, как далеко они находятся, сколько у них лошадей, какого они цвета, кто в фургоне, и что в фургоне. Удивительно!"
Индеец поднимает глаза и говорит: "Переехали через меня примерно полчаса назад."
</span><span>A young boy was playing with a ball in the street. He kicked it too hard, and it broke the window of a house and fell inside. A lady came to the window with the ball and shouted at the young boy, so he ran away, but he still wanted his ball back.
A few minutes later he returned and knocked at the door of the house, and when the lady answered it, he said, "My father's going to come and fix your window very soon."
After a few more minutes a man came to the door with tools in his hand, so the lady let the boy take his ball away.
When the man finished fixing the window, he said to the lady, "That will cost you exactly ten dollars."
"But aren't you the father of that young boy?" the woman asked, looking surprised.
"No," he answered, equally surprised. "Aren't you his mother? "</span>Русский<span>Маленький мальчик играл с мячем на улице. Он пнул его слишком сильно и мячик, пробив окно в доме, упал на пол. Женщина выглянула в окно с мячиком и так ругала мальчика, что тот убежал, но ему хотелось вернуть свой мячик обратно.
Через несколько минут он постучал в дверь дома, где жила женщина и сказал ей: "Мой папа собирается прийти и починить ваши окна".
Через несколько минут пришел мужчина с инструментами в руках, женщина пропустила его и отдала мальчику мячик.
Когда мужчина закончил с окнами, он сказал: "Это будет стоить вам ровно десять долларов".
"Но разве вы не отец того мальчика?" - спросила женщина, удивившись.
"Нет", он тоже был удивлен, "А разве вы не его мать?"
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1) <span>He didn't tell anybody where he was going.
2) </span><span>Did you know where he had gone?
3. </span><span>Did you know where he was?
4. </span><span>I wanted to know when he was leaving school.
5. </span><span>Nobody knew where he lived.
</span>6. <span>She asked them when he would come back/
7. </span><span>He wanted to know where she had bought that hat.
8. </span><span>I had no idea how much she had paid for it.
9. </span><span>I forgot where I had put the book.
10. </span>She wanted to know who had <span>given you that nice kitten.
</span>11. He asked me where he could buy <span>an English-Russian dictionary.
12. </span>He wondered how long it would take <span>your brother to get to Madrid.</span>
The man tries again to stand up says, Madam, you kindly allows me to.. But once more the lady is cut him short saying , I wish not to accept your seat, sir and forces him back with another push.
Ed -- это окончание правильных глаголов в Past Simple (простое прошедшее время); неправильные глаголы нужно учить по таблице. ing -- это окончание глаголов во временах группы Continuous/Progressive (продленное время). Правил на употребление времен много, но основное различие между простыми и продленнымы временами в том, что простые обозначают единичное действие, или факт, или повторяемое регулярное действие, а продленные -- процессы.