I don't have a bad cold.
The den isn't very dirty.
He doesn't kill the Bear.
He doesn't ask the Rabbit.
The smell isn't so bad.
I don't want to speak to you.
In the US, the education system goes from kindergarten (the first year of elementary school) to 12th grade (the final year of high school).
Parents can send their children to nursery school from the age of two or three.
The first year of school is called kindergarten.
Children aged between five and eleven go to elementary or grade school. Between 12 and 14 they attend junior high school and between 14 and 17 they go to high school.
Students in high school take examinations at the end of each (semester?).
Hello my name is Arina. I get up at six o'clock. I have breakfast at half past six. I go to the school at eight o'clock. I have lunch break and go home. I do my homework and watch TV. I go to bed at nine o'clock
Pupil: Sir, would you punish someone for something they didn’t do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Pupil<span>:Oh good, because I didn’t do my homework.
Ученик: Сер, вы бы наказали кого нибудь за то что он не делал?
Учитель: нет конечно
Ученик: это хорошо, потому что я не делал мою домашнюю работу.
</span><span>Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he’s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."</span>Русский<span>Два ковбоя наткнулись на индейца, лежащего на животе, приложившего ухо к земле. Один из ковбоев останавливается и говорит другому: "Видишь того индейца?"
"Ага," – говорит другой ковбой.
"Смотри," – говорит первый, – "он слушает землю. Он может слышать звуки на многие мили в любом направлении."
В этот момент индеец поднимает глаза. "Крытый фургон," – говорит он, – "примерно в двух милях от сюда. Две лошади, одна коричневая, одна белая. Мужчина, женщина, ребёнок, домашние пожитки в фургоне."
"Невероятно!" – говорит ковбой своему другу. – "Этот индеец знает, как далеко они находятся, сколько у них лошадей, какого они цвета, кто в фургоне, и что в фургоне. Удивительно!"
Индеец поднимает глаза и говорит: "Переехали через меня примерно полчаса назад."
</span><span>A young boy was playing with a ball in the street. He kicked it too hard, and it broke the window of a house and fell inside. A lady came to the window with the ball and shouted at the young boy, so he ran away, but he still wanted his ball back.
A few minutes later he returned and knocked at the door of the house, and when the lady answered it, he said, "My father's going to come and fix your window very soon."
After a few more minutes a man came to the door with tools in his hand, so the lady let the boy take his ball away.
When the man finished fixing the window, he said to the lady, "That will cost you exactly ten dollars."
"But aren't you the father of that young boy?" the woman asked, looking surprised.
"No," he answered, equally surprised. "Aren't you his mother? "</span>Русский<span>Маленький мальчик играл с мячем на улице. Он пнул его слишком сильно и мячик, пробив окно в доме, упал на пол. Женщина выглянула в окно с мячиком и так ругала мальчика, что тот убежал, но ему хотелось вернуть свой мячик обратно.
Через несколько минут он постучал в дверь дома, где жила женщина и сказал ей: "Мой папа собирается прийти и починить ваши окна".
Через несколько минут пришел мужчина с инструментами в руках, женщина пропустила его и отдала мальчику мячик.
Когда мужчина закончил с окнами, он сказал: "Это будет стоить вам ровно десять долларов".
"Но разве вы не отец того мальчика?" - спросила женщина, удивившись.
"Нет", он тоже был удивлен, "А разве вы не его мать?"
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